Thursday, December 18, 2008

Max Tundra - Parallax Error Beheads You

Happy fingers make bronze peeling from a box of feelings. Send it as is is is what is this snappy day lemonade snowboarding in a sparkly dream-cave. In fitness is static. In thigh mysteries are spirals. Cream cheese can't be what it seems!

No nice trivia allowed in our ketchup packet town. Only spin to speak colors. Only flap if willing to bloom sad ecstatic. Traffic's erratic if only to get nibbly on the bigs.

Slut of a time to be human it swears it wears its human like beans and pears. No square is immune to circle stares. Little darlings on the circle peel getting busy like circus seals. Feeled crowd spots frill on your puffy muff goulashes puppy. Stop clock clothing this instant.

Don't anxious juice. Get it graped staple lipped. In the fist. A tamp of the will hiss piss sniff wishes. Something of twisted gravy maid of my pill will your glade scented afraid be made still? You decide it's a fay riddle of slave stakes to be killed.

Caramel fiddles and bindles of skittles homeless smiling on the skillet. pickle regrets banking on settled sweat. Puddles of sight not feeling right nauseous frothing flopping delight. A razor blade trap in cranberry forest don't get foraged get bored on courage. Dancing on the gym sweater scuffed muddy with star cellophane cell phone batter prints printing as if they matter.

Grade: B+

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Ratatat - Classics

Fathers in bushes mothers in pies. Blustery sort of butter finds in pumpkin planet lust lumping lives. Lobsters in fava fava lava. Chicky chicky mobile oval eye spin-dry models. Spindly try spindly kind of guys getting spinny on hip garage grind. Hawk it up high. Get it in the pie gyp it give a try get up sort it out sort of guys get split give prickly pine whirly spits. Breakdown! spit shuttle speckle itch sit with-it stitch sticks. Sticky sticky sticky. Reap leaves! rip ease repose in sleaze! get greased in the trees rip for free rip till free of free! relief of knee-leaf release. Give tries to get pies give lies to get pies. Everybody get tries everybody give lies everybody getting greasy in the pie.

woppa woppa woo! woppa woppa woo!

In case of emergency break plans urgently freeze get hands permed get yearned get steamed get burned get belief. Forget admitting it. Don't get getting it. Stop. Fall. Whisk around. Kicked lips flip. Your hair your style your stubble your smile your stare into the high for miles of whiles. And then. You're a while. Bump humping. Thought spelunking. Spurious hopes moping cured of curious loping? Break around town -- take a break -- some thoughts are no thoughts get ate now we're something to plate we are cake.

Dippy dippy whee! Fricky Fricky hee hee hee hee.

See. This. Dump. Truck. Nothing to frump only hot yellow. A sound of barrows wheeling child sticky excitable salt taffy happy laugh pappies. Almost an almost. Almost a cigarette minute. A worth whipple insta-matic semblance.

Burrrrr-wheee! Dee dee doody dah.

Grade: C+